How to Dread White People Hair

Hilariously, but unsurprisingly, this is a search term that frequently leads people to the site. DWP thought it fitting that we dedicate a post to those poor souls.
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Do you see this? This is the answer to your query. Don’t. Just don’t. You may end up here someday, and then where will you be?

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